Stick that in your pipe and smoke it....

Tue, 01 Jan 2008 06:24:48 GMT

PENIS HONEYCOMB

Tue, 01 Jan 2008 06:08:23 GMT

i guess we's in crisis mode

yoouuu love me opera

Tue, 01 Jan 2008 06:04:00 GMT

laurens hair caught fire

and i aint shittin you bitches

Tue, 01 Jan 2008 05:56:37 GMT

Lionel Ritche Did International Waters!

Tue, 01 Jan 2008 05:55:01 GMT

STTTTTTTTTROBE PENIS
the vengaboys need a REUNION

UNCLE JOHN FROM< MY MAS SSS

ALBAAAAAAAAANIA WHY DONT YOU KOJN THE UNITED NATIONS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS

Tue, 01 Jan 2008 05:44:15 GMT

Jseus CHRIST eggplantle,monnnnnnnnnnnn
so the spice girls will be happening soon
its OUR REUNION!!!!

Tue, 01 Jan 2008 05:41:16 GMT

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO LIFESA||BIATACH AND OCOTOPAPAP ERAAAAAAAAAAAA

SLUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Sat, 27 May 2006 04:23:48 GMT

oh my god, talk about hobriety
what do i have to do to make out with you
fuck the world and yo utoo

MINE

Wed, 28 Dec 2005 05:26:35 GMT

last supper people..................... it centedd

TAKE TATH because god enjoys branging the breatd. I mea n hezhjozr i wanr breazd

UM SORRY VLAROIFICATION THAT WAS JKESUS. Jesus was the one banging the bread. I mean buttering. Stop styinping so well. douche. SLUTTY MCKSAND come back! I mean LIFESABIATCH we miss youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

PORN-OGRAPHY

Sun, 20 Nov 2005 04:44:20 GMT

I heAR SHE EATS CHILDREN

LIKE YOU ............ and r**a get that bitch OS

Sun, 20 Nov 2005 04:41:02 GMT

Just making love tonight... im' in heavanm

its herd to type from this angle

i gavje ben A LATOP DANCE
i HAVE a wedgie!

FRosa... i an't believe that you dic taht ! SLUT divorce us how dare you . Tarek wrote that. jLooking for some bad love for the night ben likes boobs cause he poked mkne
Your life should be spent knitting baskets. for the poor iinv finlnad. the only goo d music for weaving basketsmism nelly furtado. im like a birdeddddd this lady has big hair. octopapa or octopussy, i thought it was octppussy youre fun. like fire. SAMBROARO TEQUILA ENCHILADA EL GATO counselling!!!! hatie.

douchbag isnt in replhy anymore

On behalf of Ben

Sat, 07 May 2005 04:35:01 GMT

Frosty the Snowman

Was a jolly happy soul

With a corncob pipe and a button nose

And two eyes made out of coal

Frosty the Snowman

Is a fairytale they say

He was made of snow

But the children know

How he came to life one day

There must have been some magic

In that old silk hat they found

For when they placed it on his head

He began to dance around

Frosty the Snowman

Was alive as he could be

And the children say

He could laugh and play

Just the same as you and me

Frosty the Snowman

Knew the sun was hot that day

So he said let's run

And we'll have some fun

Now before I melt away

Down to the village

With a broomstick in his hand

Running here and there all around the square

Saying catch me if you can

He led them down the streets of town

Right to the traffic cop

And he only paused a moment when

He heard him holler stop

Frosty the Snowman

Had to hurry on his way

But he waved goodbye

Saying don't you cry

I'll be back again some day

Thumpety thump thump

Thumpety thump thump

Look at Frosty go

Thumpety thump thump

Thumpety thump thump

Over the hills of snow

"I like fire, ugly bitch."

Sat, 07 May 2005 04:31:18 GMT

this is ben,s new boyfriend he's hot

ecllrtgnvwe5hv n BEN S AYS NO HO MO SLOT PO YO UO IO KOJ HO LO

ben told greg that on june 4th a psychootic killer will kill him

im having a party that day

ellen might come and drink tequila cause she's the cooleste lesbian around

we should write legitimately

and even cooler than mme gionet

Sun, 06 Mar 2005 04:40:12 GMT

everyone needs to look at this right now and scroll to the bottom

my anus is bleeding

Sat, 09 Oct 2004 05:01:59 GMT

IT
DIDNT
ME
UDODATE
SLUT
HO
SLUIT
HO
SLUT
HO
SLUT
HO
SLUT
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I HAVE NOTTTTTHHHHHHHHINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG

AUSTEALIANISO, SONG1!

I ONT NNWA HURTTTTTTTTTTTTT ANMOYYYERE

O LOV AUSTALIAN IDOL

THOSE WERE LYRICS OU KOW

TAKE THE MTRO

AND SLEEP WITH HOT PEOPLE

I MEAN IT........... NOT HOT PEOPLE ARE BORING INBED

TRUST ME I KNOW.

EW. BORING. BORING. SEXXXXXXXXXX NOT REALLY CAUSE BORGING

Sat, 09 Oct 2004 04:44:37 GMT

DUXK BACKSATEl

I MEAN IT PEOPEL . TRY TO SCEW WIT HYME A AND WYOU SLOVE SAT LIFE

THAT WAS THEQRITAT PEKT KIBNAEV#!

:Wrh!Q

but

purposely

BOARDNIG SCHOOL CAN SUCK MY BOOB.

larisa that dinosaur signed in.

Sat, 09 Oct 2004 04:31:03 GMT

THAE KUVER HAS DRUET!NNNNNNNNNNNNN
i forogt ot tdo the cEHER countdown and tp droml withj ben and now we drunk!!!1 French man liver! sdf

MY BROTHER IS TIPSY WTF FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

BRTOHR ARE TOO LITTE TO GET SIPSY!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIQORRRRRRRRRRRrr

Aqw

sex

HO

louvre

GUESS WHAT. YOY ARE A TOTAL WHORE. YEAH IM TALKING TO YOU. YEAH............. YPOU. THIS IS OUR COMEBACK. WATCH OUT HO. IQOUR FOREVER!

in the dars! we tiw1

Thu, 30 Sep 2004 19:10:22 GMT

Wed, 29 Sep 2004 20:00:08 GMT

And so the countdown begins...

hello fire death man

Sat, 25 Sep 2004 21:08:49 GMT

Woooooow

it has been a long time since we've encountered a drunken email letter death. todayv was my first time out in forever! and cris and i went shopping for uphosltory...wait. upholstery. ugh death... and we bought a 800 $ ottoman and talked aout cher.

liqyor store we went abcd bought vodka and vodka coolers and we drink and drunmk.
I plant to be quite fucked up tonight,
Fuck you, you fuckin fuck

we threw cheese cake at a window and we're going to visit ben on the TRAIBN!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 because it has a club car!!! death he.llo. and we weanted a mounment death.dsj

I wish i knew jesus.

I wish I were on fire...

Sat, 11 Sep 2004 03:15:41 GMT

What can I say about the first week of school? Not much... That's what.

My classes seem easy, but looks can be decieving. Law is stupid; Treestump sat beside for the first 2 days but she switched out of the class because I guess she thought I hate her or something. Quite the opposite actually... I love the little bitch. She finally got the stupid idiot off my hands. And I looked like the good, sweet, hurt one. Though I was upset about the lying...

Anyways, then there are the portfolio and sculpture classes... EW...so much work! My days will be spent smelling of turpentine and covered in a mixture of oil paints, charcoal, and clay. Wagh.

Then, I'm doing the online Philosophy class. At the orientation (ew, sketchy Delta!) I sat down with these random people, and the one guy instantly clung to me. His name is Chris, and, as he quickly informed me, he met Cher...

CHER

He met Cher... Then he told me that he doesn't even like her that much. I would have flicked him with my hair (Cher style) if he weren't so adorable and fashionably dressed and if my hair hadn't had 4 inches cut off of it. Then, he judged everyone in the class. The best one

Me: "Chris, this girl's last name is Martini!"
Chris: "I love martinis!"
Me: "That stupid wench gets stuck with the good name...and we have these...ugh..."
Chris: "Don't worry, Lauren. The only thing that girl knows is what the ceiling looks like while she's on her back with her legs in the air."

I was so intrigued... this boy... not only is he legal, but, he's horribly crude. And even better, he feels no guilt afterwards. If anything, he is just more driven.

He reminds me of Will from Big Brother 5.

The point of all this is, Ben... when you come back to visit... you are meeting this kid... and oh my, will we ever hate the world.

-oh yes, I almost forgot. Since this class is online, we'll never see the class again, so we do an assignment to "Meet the Class". We have to say all this shit about ourselves, and then include a graphic that accurately depicts us. Then... the words I needed... "Be creative...". To me, those are the holiest of words...
So... this is what I came up with...

a night of boredom...and smoking non-existant crack...

Sun, 29 Aug 2004 00:39:37 GMT

If you are at all interested to find out how bored I am.... let's look at what I have done for the past hour...

Take this picture...

Cher looks nice in it... natural, not-too-bad-ish hair... not the greatest clothes, but what can you do. Overall... I'd give this picture of Cher an B+ (keeping in mind, we are comparing this to other Cher outfits and looks).

I decided, because I am in need of a release of my artistic talents, to re-vamp Cher...and give her the "80's Revival Cher Look".

Drumroll Please....

Mon, 23 Aug 2004 22:13:09 GMT

So, the news is finally in. I have managed to obtain two tickets to the Cher concert! *Heart!*
I must say I am excited...though it will surely be lacking in all the memories I have shared with friends.

Sat, 21 Aug 2004 05:20:35 GMT

ih my god! i hate hte world... i wrote you this beautiful drunken mesage ben...and look what happened! i tried to make it scroll and then fix it cause i ficked it up...and then death. to the message. *heart*
the point is, i miss you! drinking without you was so strange to me...*tear* i know its stupid to say...but yeah, i'll miss you... *broken heart* and i feel so bad, cause our goodbye seemed so akward.

p.s. the emabssy is up for sale, should i buy it? it would fufill my life long 3 week dream of owning my own gay bar.
p.p.s. chris gave us liquor at his house...it was so sketchy and the cab driver was cool and we talk about texas.
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oh shit man... i forgot i had this whole story....

wait... i boght a shirt today that said "will work for shoes" ew i bought it at le chateau!!! its so cool though...and its amazingly true i was thinking aof chanign it to will work for sex and thenmeeting tarek's dad.

< marquee>

Y this thing loks like that piece of shit posiedon uses....stupid bitch.

I MISS YOU!!! DEATH!!!

and oh my god... i might be going ot a cher after party this monday!!! holy crap...wth cris... but the point is jello shooters...with chris...which isnt that great. bit he wasnt bad tonight and im rambling and i dont think the scrolling thing will work becausei m drunk and i have a french keyboard. goodnight Ben! I hooe you have fun and we have to stay in touch or i will cry!!!

Sat, 21 Aug 2004 05:19:33 GMT

i was right scrolling didnt work.